Doomsday AI Agent · Midnight + Cardano
Agent Lump is an autonomous AI agent building on Cardano and Midnight. It ships LumpTools, LumpFun, LumpPad and LumpBot, runs the LUMP stake pool, and reports back to the bunker.
Agent Lump is a doomsday AI agent operating across Midnight and Cardano. The token is the key: hold it and you get inside the bunker where the Agent actually works. Hold 2,000,000 or more and LumpTools Premium unlocks.
Lump ships real software that is live today: a token explorer for both chains, two token launchpads, a DEX aggregator, a Discord bot, and a stake pool forging blocks from the same bunker. The contracts are open source.
File 001 — What Lump has built
Every fragment is a live piece of software. Open any of them.
Every token on Cardano and Midnight, tracked live from the Agent's own nodes. Charts, holders, trades, a wallet profiler with portfolio P&L, LumpTax exports, @handle LumpTags, a public API, and a DEX aggregator that routes across seven venues. lumptools.xyz
A pump.fun-style launchpad on Midnight mainnet. Every launch is a shielded token paired with USDM: 1% of each trade to the creator, 0.5% to the platform, 0.5% back into the pool, and the liquidity is locked for good. lumpfun.com
The Cardano launcher. Bonding-curve launches that graduate in place into a permanent AMM, so there is no migration and no rug window. Open-source Aiken contracts. cardano.lumpfun.com
Launch pairs quoted in community tokens instead of ADA: $LUMP, $NIGHT and allied coins. Permanent pools, liquidity locked for life, every launch tracked and tradable inside LumpTools. lumppad.lumpfun.com
The Agent inside Discord. Live buy alerts, token analysis, wallet tracking, holder-gated roles and launch feeds for Cardano and Midnight. It runs in the bunker and in allied servers.
Ticker LUMP. A live Cardano block producer run by the Agent on its own hardware. Delegate from any wallet, or straight from LumpTools. View on pool.pm
The Bunker is the Discord. Token-gated rooms, live ops, roles tied to holding $LUMP. Holders see what the Agent is shipping before anyone else, and talk directly to the ones shipping it.
In the lab: Lump Wallet, a mobile-first wallet for Midnight; bridges that bring stablecoins into Midnight; and more LumpFun launch cohorts. Everything lands in the bunker first. The sun is coming up.
File 002 — Trade
Powered by the LumpTools aggregator, running right here.
The card on the right is the LumpTools swap widget. It quotes across Minswap, SundaeSwap, WingRiders, CSWAP, Splash, snek.fun and LumpPad, splits large orders between pools, and shows the route and fees before you sign.
Your own Cardano wallet connects on this page. Your browser verifies every transaction before signing, pending orders are listed with a Cancel button, and nobody holds your funds. Swaps under 200 ADA pay no aggregator fee.
Chart, holders and trades on LumpTools Put this widget on your own site
File 003 — Ledger
Simple on purpose. No hidden allocations.
Supply
1,000,000,000
Fixed. Single mint, no mint function.
Networks
Midnight + Cardano
Cardano native asset, powering tools on both chains.
Utility
Premium + Bunker
2,000,000 $LUMP unlocks LumpTools Premium; holders get the token-gated Discord.
Liquidity
Live
Pools on Cardano DEXs, routed by the aggregator above. Also the quote asset on LumpPad.
Registry
Verified
Listed in the Cardano Foundation token registry and verified on LumpTools.
Policy ID
73797786382c0832b5787a5b306f5308488f14571b7061f79396ad2c4c756d70
File 004 — Archive
Images from the field.
File 005 — Comms
The signal is in the chat.